This is my favourite hat. It is number 3 in my vast collection of
3 hats, but I believe it marks the start of the exponential growth of my future
hat collection. I only wear it on special occasions, around the apartment while
driniking coffee, at lunch time and dinner time, trying on old or new clothes
and shoes, checking myself out in the mirror, even when doing laundry. (In case
someone’s wondering I still can see even though it doesn’t look like that, I haven’t
yet hit anything).
I’ve been wanting this hat since high school (that’s a long time)
and now that I finally have it, well, I wear it only on the mentioned special
occasions. Not that I’ve ever been particularly shy about dressing up or
wearing anything, I don’t care if someone stares, I’m used to it! But this hat
makes me feel weird kind of awe and I keep thinking: when should I wear it,
should I take it off in stores, should I wear it if it’s sunny or rainy, should
I tip my hat as a hello to older people maybe…??? So when I finally pluck up the
courage to wear it, I say IT’S NOW OR NEVER!, and then I get A 1000 Questions About
Your Hat Quiz in my head.
Does anyone else have this problem or a solution or a rulebook for
wearing hats? ‘Cause few days ago I saw this and got another burst of courage ‘cause
that’s how you wear a hat, lady…